I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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