Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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