I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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