No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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