dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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