At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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