can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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