I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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