Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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