Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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