I wanna bring you to show and tell
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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