Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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