I hope mine doesn't look like that
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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