Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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