the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I still have a little drunk in my system
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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