She is in my trunk
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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