gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Your mouth is God's brothel.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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