My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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