Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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