Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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