It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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