Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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