In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize