Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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