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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink

(952): View more from Minnesota

That text needs to switch to water.

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(903): View more from Texas

I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.

(903): View more from Texas

That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.

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(574): View more from Indiana

there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Welcome to adulthood.

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(813): View more from Florida

Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone

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