This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"