I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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