I bet he comes in French.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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