Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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