Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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