her vagine was all disorganized.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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