Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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