I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.