she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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