even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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