I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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