? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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