Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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