you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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