now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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