im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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