Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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