im gay
i know
yea but for you.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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