VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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