I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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