It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she looked like the before picture.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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