haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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