i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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