My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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