Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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its like you know when i get waxed
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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