We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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