I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just had sex bonerless
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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