was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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